Bob please put this on your blog.
Please Vote "No" on the new jail proposal this Tuesday. The Cleveland County Jail has been our home for the past year. We don't want to move. We really enjoy it here, especially when we get 5 or 6 other people in our cell - we have a great time together.
We know that according to the State Health Department, the jail is overcrowded so we all use our free time researching the laws so we can milk you taxpayers even more with frivilous lawsuits. And when we arent't doing that, we are figuring out creative ways to escape from this outdated and run down place.
We are asking all the good folks of Cleveland County to please vote NO to a new jail. We like it here just fine thank you. So disregard the advice of all your local law enforcement officials including your past, present and future County Sheriffs who have endorsed the Jail Proposal - they don't know what they're talking about - trust us instead!
Jake The Snake and Slick Willy
Bad Bad Leroy Brown