Thursday, September 11, 2008

Thatsjustbob Opinion

Democrats believe that GOVERNMENT should take care of the poor, sick and afflicted. (We’ve seen how well that’s worked since LBJ’s “War on Poverty” started in the 1960s) Republicans believe that government is a last resort AFTER families, churches and neighbors take care of the sick and needy.

Dems believe in income redistribution. Repubs believe that government should provide everyone rich and poor alike a LEVEL playing field and then get out of the way and let businesses and individuals do their best to make a profit. Obama’s tax plan will RAISE taxes on the rich and then give to the poor (those who don’t file taxes).

Dems believe that women have the right to CHOOSE to kill their own babies. Repubs believe that the CHOICE comes when you decide to procreate (sex).

Dems believe that the Government should be able to register and otherwise restrict gun owners. Repubs believe the 2nd Amendment protects the right to bear arms – no questions asked.

Dems favor laws that make it nearly impossible for laborers (blue collar workers) to keep their job without being forced to belong to the union. Repubs believe that you should have the Right to Work wherever you are hired without having to belong to a union.

Dems believe that higher taxes on gas are a good thing because it forces people to stop driving gas guzzlers. Repubs believe that America is full of bright minds that if free from too much government regulation and taxation, can help solve things like our dependancy on foreign oil by inventing and producing more economical cars – without making gas taxes any higher than they already are!

Dems skip over very popular women in their own party and instead choose career politicians who are White, anglo-saxon and aged 65. Repubs skip over old white guys and choose good looking, 44 year old women whose careers include running the nation’s largest state (in size), shooting moose and raising five kids.

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